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Tag Archive | "Paradise"

Virgins In Paradise! Jihadist's Promise Is True! God Bless America!!!

Virgins In Paradise! Jihadist's Promise Is True! God Bless America!!!

Posted on 10 January 2010. Tags: America, ATLAH, Barack, David, Hussein, James, Jihadist, Manning, obama, Paradise, Pastor, Times, Virgins

Virgins in Paradise !

Jihadist’s Promise Is True !

God Bless America !!!

Abu al-Zarqawi died and George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates.
He slapped him across the face and yelled, “How dare you try to
destroy the nation I helped conceive!”

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, “You
wanted to end our liberties but you failed!”

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, “This is why
I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!”

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat al-Zarqawi with a long cane and
snarled “It was Evil men like you who inspired me to write the
Declaration of Independence .”

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe
and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist
Leader.

As al-Zarqawi lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Al- Zarqawi
wept and said, “This is not what you promised me.”

The Angel replied, “I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting
for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?”

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